Classy Curvy Companion
Hello you handsome creature!
Thank you for taking the time to visit my profile. I'll keep this short and sweet (neither traits I possess in or out of the bedroom) and introduce myself.
My name is Chelsea Allure and I pride myself on offering a fun, intimate and discrete service throughout the worlds greatest city (No, not New York, silly! Canberra!) I love to laugh and I love to make others laugh. Whether it's due to my inability to walk in heels without looking like a dog someone has put socks on; or my very limited parking skills - I have mastered the art of not taking myself too seriously. I think a sexual connection should consist of passion, romantic compatibility, and a wicked sense of humour. There is no pretence here. I shudder at the word "Courtesan" and believe that you are looking for something more than a spark. You are looking for a sparkle, an injection of glitter in this otherwise grey world.
I am respectful, kind and uphold the values of myself and my clients above all else. I am passionate about the sex industry and I believe I have found my true calling. I am able to fit seamlessly into a group setting, a romantic evening, or (the most preferable, I might ad!) a cosy night in telling you the story about the time I crashed into a fence on a pee wee motorcycle because I was too busy looking at a goat. I offer the GFE with a twist, you get the CFE (Chelsea Fancy Experience) which is tailor made especially for you because you - my darling; are unique and deserve to be treated like the king you are.
So please, step into my Queendom of curves, smiles and laughter, of warmth, empathy and giggles. I cannot wait to make this memory with you - life is too short not to.
All my love,